So what lessons can everyone take from this truncated list of my own advice?
– Men, the quickest way to a successful profile will require immediate enrollment as an English major at your nearest state university.
: Your feet are already firmly planted in the e-dating community.
However, you have thus far only received a total of two e-mails from Russian supermodels trapped in Nigeria that are requesting 00 in large U. bills so they can get back home in order to meet you for a Starbucks coffee and start a family as soon as possible. : You are clinically bored out of your mind at work after chatting with each of your 3264 friends on Facebook and are a sucker for any article written by yours truly. No matter your predicament, you are in luck as I have done exhaustive research and spent the better part of the last 15 minutes compiling a thoroughly detailed list of suggestions that should help provide some guidance on creating or updating your online dating profile.
This will ensure less time writing and more time researching the more pressing matter of exactly how someone survived sitting through every Ben Affleck movie ever made.
In a modern society that stresses open and transparent transfer of information, it is also important to not keep major pieces of data hidden from your dating profile.
All I’m saying is, there’s a good time, and a better time for certain information to be revealed.
If you decide to throw above mentioned details in your profile and are lucky enough to meet someone that responds positively to it from the get go, you have found your soul-mate.
A minor in romantic literature might even slightly increase the chances of getting a message back.
– Women, your key to success is uploading as many cleavage based photos as possible.